Infolition

(noun) /ˌɪnfəˈlɪʃən/
Definition: The immediate transition from consuming information to exercising one’s volition; the refusal to wait until the end of a book or lesson to begin applying or pondering its concepts.

* “I’m currently in a state of infolition; I’ve only read the first chapter of the productivity guide, but I’ve already reorganized my entire office.”
* “The mark of a great self-help book isn't how fast you finish it, but how many times it triggers infolition.”
* “She is an infolitionary reader—she treats every page as an immediate call to action.”

Infolition by Lucienvents March 13, 2026

Inflation 

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it

Inflation by anonymous December 17, 2020

Facebook Inflation 

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.

Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

Facebook Inflation by lafayette69 June 23, 2011

D'inflation 

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike

"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."

D'inflation by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009

Futanari Inflation

A funny prank you can pull on unsuspecting friends that haven't dabbled around the internet very much. If you have a little decency, you would pull this on people whose search histories do not get checked by others.

friend 1: "Hey, did you know there is some Japanese guy name Ranto Futari who counterfeited like a billion dollars and got away with it?"

friend 2: "No way that sounds cool!"

friend 1: "Yeah just look up Futanari Inflation"

friend 2: *googles it* "Fuck you"

Futanari Inflation by richodude April 5, 2021

Image Inflation 

The de-valuing of images of beauty and nudity due to the unlimited images of all that on the Internet.

The subscription lists of Playboy and Penthouse magazines greatly declined due to the image inflation from the Internet.

Image Inflation by Techrex January 18, 2010

Belly inflation 

Belly inflation or inflation is done by inserting a hose or a air tube up your butt into your asshole and forcing air Or water into yourself until you belly expands.

Girlfriend- What are you doing? Me-Belly Inflation. Wanna join? Girlfriend- Hell ya I do. Pump me up big and plump.

Belly inflation by Turtle neck December 2, 2018