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Ineptocracy 

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
Ex.1 Fred: "Hey TJ did you know that the U.S. is now ran by a Ineptocracy?"
TJ: "No I didn't know that because I don't have to work for a living I just get free money to spend from the government. Its not my money so why can't I spend it on anything I want?"

Ex.2 Rick: "Do you know what I am sick of Mark?"
Mark: "What's that?"
Rick: "I'm sick of being taxed so much, it just goes to the people who don't deserve it and who haven't worked for it!"
Mark: "That's robbery, except its legal!"
Rick: "I KNOW! If I wanted to help someone I would donate it to charity and not have it legally robbed from me."
Mark: "I'm going to get my flag that says don't tread on me and protest!"
Rick: "Lets do it!"
Ineptocracy by One_Epic_Guy August 1, 2012

Ineptocracy 

Ineptocracy

(in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. syn- socialism.
Unless we can get Obama out of the White House, this country is headed for ineptocracy.
The economic crisis in Greece is a classic example of the dangers of ineptocracy.
Ineptocracy by ManInSt.Louis April 27, 2012
The ability of SEPTA (Philadelphia public transportation) to never be on time, never give customer service of any kind and still stay in business making more money then ever.
"Thanks to Inepta I'm late for work....again!"
INEPTA by cheychey420 January 26, 2014

ineptocracy 

A system of government by the incompetent.
South Africa under the ANC is an example of an ineptocracy.
ineptocracy by neziuhkrab July 22, 2012

Ineptocracy 

A system of governance where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated earnings of a diminishing number of producers.
System in place everywhere except Switzerland (for governments). All companies beyond one person obey to the principle of ineptocracy.
Ineptocracy by Dimitri66 August 25, 2012

emotionally inept 

Someone who has little or no grasp of other people's feelings and/or problems assessing how one should act towards others emotionally.
'He just punched her in the gut and carried on playing without any apology or sign of remorse'
'He's so emotionally inept'
emotionally inept by Clownporn93 November 19, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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