indian time

when a native says they are going to show/leave at this time but they end up showing/leaving way later.

Friend: I'll be leaving at 5PM
Me: Okay (:
..5:30PM still not here..
*Friend shows up at 6:30PM*
Me: Of course you come here indian time

indian time by pixie1337 November 11, 2012

indian time

indian time means you leave/arrive "whenever the spirit moves you"

Frank: "Hey, when do you wanna get goin?"
Bourt: "Indian time."
or....
"I'm on indian time."

indian time by Frank the Tank October 2, 2004

Indian Time Bomb 

when a male takes a dump into a condom, then using the condom as a dildo to his partner. the condom then breaks, resulting in "explosion" of the indian time bomb

i have my girlfriend an Indian Time Bomb last night and she freaked out!

Indian Time Bomb by snicker licker November 29, 2009

Standard Indian Time 

A time schedule used by people from India that generally runs between a half hour to an hour behind the general accepted time of the area. Often this frustrates or annoys other people not on the SIT schedule. It also be abreviated as SIT.

Anurag is late again.....that man runs on Standard Indian Time.

Standard Indian Time by Nick Lauda July 17, 2011

Indian standard time 

The name for Indian people always being late to parties but early for lame things ie school

Person 1-Why was Viren so late?!
Viren- Indian standard time bro

Indian standard time by Waffleman212 July 18, 2015

Indian Standard Time (IST)

A running joke among us Indians who always come late to any kind of fun events (parties, celebrations, attending religious worship, etc). We usually come 15 minutes to 30 minutes to an hour behind schedule due to laziness, procrastination, or having families who take forever to get ready.

It's also hypocritical cos we end up early for boring stuff like school and examinations because if we don't our parents will whip us for it.

"Hey Sanjay, you came here so late dude! you missed out on cake, shots, games, truth or dare! How did you get here?"

"Hey Jake, I only came here in Indian Standard Time (IST)"
"What do you mean Indian Standard Time?"
"you live only 20 minutes from me, so I left exactly at 7 pm when the party started, and then I realised I forgot to get your present halfway through, so I drove 10 minutes back home to get the present, only to realise my dog Sultan pissed on the couch so I spent another 20 minutes cleaning the couch, then I had to take a 20-minute shower to get the stench off me, and my girlfriend Preethi told me to do the dishes so I spent 20 minutes on the dishes, then on my way to your place the shortest route had a car crash, so I took the route that made me late by 30 minutes, and I'm here now!"

Indian Standard Time (IST) by AffinityXS September 20, 2022

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian 

A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.

It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.

Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...

Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian by Jehovas witness October 9, 2020