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Indian Slap 

When you have take a shit and have no toilet paper, you slap the water, and then slap your asshole to clean it.
Bro! Kyle ran out of TP and had to indian slap!
Indian Slap by John Graves August 18, 2020

Indian Slap 

when a native american is denied sex and pats his hand over his mouth and hoots. he then proceeds to lick his hand and slaps the woman
Indian Slap by Anonymous March 18, 2003

indian slap 

when you take period blood and slap someone accross the face, making it look like indian war paint.
i'll indian slap you
indian slap by youluhittewboo December 8, 2010

Indian Slapshot

The act of spitting on a woman's back while doing it doggy style to make her think you ejaculated, while simultaneously ejaculating in your hand, then tapping her on the shoulder and slapping it across her face when she turns around.
Guy1: Last night, I gave (female) an Indian Slapshot.

Guy2: Dude! How'd you get away with that?

Guy1: Well, she didn't see it coming.

Guy2: That was an awful pun...
Indian Slapshot by Quaq October 9, 2013

Indiana mudshroom slap 

While holding the base of your penis to enlarge the head, insert it into the anus of a female. Then pull out and slap her once in the ass. Then insert it again, pull out, and then slap her once again. Repeat this process as fast as you can until you are satisfied with the results.

This is not to be confused with the Florida Swamp Slinger
I was making so much noise last night when i was performing the "Indiana mudshroom slap" i did 72 in one minute.

slapahoe indians 

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.
The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA