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slapahoe indians 

Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.
The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA