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Porn Indecisivity 

The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.
Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity
Porn Indecisivity by Willieeeee December 26, 2012

Indecisivitis 

The issue of constant indecision in every aspect of your life. Not being able to choose anything, from which movie to see, or even what you want for dinner. Individuals who have this problem tend to be the ones you'll find telling you at dinner that they wish they ordered what you're having. This term describes those of us who struggle with pain of not being able to our minds day after day. It is a constant pain and hassle to every day life.
Jimmy couldn't decide between chocolate or vanilla, because of his indecisivitis we spent an extra hour at the ice cream shop.

Suzie couldn't decide if she wanted to see weezer or sloan, she took so long to decide that she ended up missing the presale for both. Her indecisivitis is really becoming a problem..
Indecisivitis by andromeda11 February 21, 2011

indecisivist

A person who can’t make up their mind about anything. Instead of saying “they’re indecisive” you shall now say, “They’re an Indecisivist.”
“My name is Holly, and I’m an indecisivist.”
indecisivist by HFarrows July 18, 2019

indecisivist

A person who can’t make up their mind about anything. Instead of saying “they’re indecisive” you shall now say, “They’re an Indecisivist.”
Hi, my name is Holly and I’m an indecisivist.
indecisivist by HFarrows July 19, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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