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Incuntetent 

Shorthand for incompetent cunt
The way they messed up that situation shows they are absolutely incuntetent!
Incuntetent by dobetter blues January 29, 2025
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incuntinent 

a medical condition causing one to urinate instead of ejaculate during sexual intercourse
spicer was getting really fed up with dave. she thought he was taking the piss not realising he was incuntinent
incuntinent by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003

Incuntinent 

A persons inability to cease being a cunt.

Adjective

1. Unable to suppress leakage and/or physical evacuations of cuntishness;

2. Incapable of retaining the fact they are a cunt.
3. Inadequate self-control & restraint, especially against the urge to be a cunt.

Related: Incuntinence, incuntinency, uncuntrollable
'Some people get really incuntinent when they've had a few too many'

'Have you always been this incuntinent or is this a recent affliction?'
Incuntinent by StuntMum October 13, 2018

incumpetent 

Da state of being brainless and/or naive regarding sperm and its related aspects/properties/effects, such as making a huge mess, implicating someone in a crime, spreading STDs, getting a girl knocked up, etc.
Willie and Monica sure were woefully incumpetent when they carelessly got love-juice on Monnie's dress and thus revealed that there had been some hanky-panky going on between them.
incumpetent by QuacksO November 1, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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