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a censored, inconvenient truth 

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

an inconvenient poop 

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer

inconvenient erection 

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place
Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.
inconvenient erection by GPA January 7, 2007

a censored, inconvenient truth 

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

A censored, inconvenient truth 

A UD user who constantly reposts the same definitions. Her (or his) agenda appears to be feminist, but she's bizarrely chosen a comedy website, Urban Dictionary as her battleground. There is nothing wrong with feminism but she clearly has some sort of obsessive disorder, and now that she's posted her views several times already, I think her point has been made.

Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."
Average UD user 1: Well, just finished reading a definition. It was an amusing lampoon of gender stereotypes.
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!

an inconvenient truth 

a man falling in love with a woman before sexual intercorse, and upon intercorse realizing that she is actually a man.
Bob was serious about Janet, until he found out an inconvenient truth.