1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.
2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.
3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.
Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.
James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!