an adj describing a girl who is on her period but presents herself otherwise. Usually includes acts of seduction or revealing clothing that would also indicate otherwise, only to lead to a blow job at best.
She was dressed like a school girl and took me back to her place, only I found out the hard way she was incogbleedo.
to pee on the side of the toilet/urinal without making nearly any sound. This tactic is used for quiet pees, or to prevent splashing urine on your clothes.
My co-workers were waiting for the urinal that I was using, so I went incogpeedo
The state of keeping one's own nerdom hidden from others, including friends, family and coworkers. Often used to cover a deep-seated nerdom to appear normal to others. One can usually attain this state by withholding certain aspects of, or strong touches to, their own personality, or by keeping slightly at a distance. Keeping this up is made easier by not revealing many nerdy facts about onself.
"Jared's still incognerdo with his girlfriend. He still hasn't told her that he loves anime. One sniff of that kind of information and she'll be onto him, and know just how big of a dork he is."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*