inchie

When something or someone acts sober when they've swallowed 10 pills and snorted a lot of cocaine.

'Dave was acting really together in the weekend.'
'No, he pulled an inchie on us'

by sneky November 24, 2006

inchie

THE hottest bloke in the nightclub

like oh my god shazza that guy is such an inchie!!

by amadeo November 24, 2006

Inchie

What people call dudes with small dicks. They usually are only a couple inches or less. Most women don’t like inchies.

Dora: You know boots has an inchie, like for real it’s hella small.
Diego: Dammm cuz I needa chill because the tea is to hot today.
Dora: Haha, I couldn’t find that shit on a map lol. His inchie pinchie ass
Diego: *dies from laughing to hard*

by Tbhmanidk September 3, 2019

Inchie

The best person you will ever meet she is very kind and funny and smart and caring and honest, if you ever saw an Inchie you should bless her becouse she brings luck.

You ate so kind! Just like an Inchie

by Gdiwhxb November 22, 2021

7.4 inches

The length Laurenz claims his tool is.

"I've got 7.4 inches."

by Timo Teo November 4, 2008

1 incher

A really tiny cock

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol

by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

Twelve inches a spade

A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots

"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.

Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.

Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021