In the cheese 

In a situation where there is no easy out; usually used in a sexual sense

"Are you ok? Or are you in the cheese?"

"He was in the cheese when he was forced to give up either cheese or blowjobs for the rest of his life."

In the cheese by Dr. Cheddar March 6, 2013

You put your finger in the cheese 

A phrase for when you’ve really messed up.

Oh my god! I can’t believe you sent that email. You put your finger in the cheese with that one.

You put your finger in the cheese by Hereyago March 5, 2020

poke her in the cheese

when some bitch has some nasty vag (after getting done without a condom and goes days without washing it) and you poked it.

Doug will poke her in the cheese, and thats gross.

poke her in the cheese by darkbeam January 29, 2009

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

sobbing in the cheese by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Cut in the cheese 

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

Cut in the cheese by Have a dick September 1, 2021

put that in the cheese

a one up, similar to "how bout them apples"

"yesterday i went to the the beach and it rained"

"well yesterday i went to the beach and it was perfect, sunny and breezy. put that in the cheese"

put that in the cheese by anonymous August 21, 2024

dipping my ham in the blu cheese 

having intercourse with a woman while she has a yeast infection

i had sex with lisa last night and found out later i was dipping my ham in the blu cheese!

dipping my ham in the blu cheese by minktown May 14, 2011