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put the beans in the pantry 

This is a phrase used in a situation where people need to calm down. In this particular phrase , beans represents the harsh feelings or the feelings of anger. Putting the beans in the pantry represents the harsh feelings being put aside until they can be further resolved.
Greta: I hate you!
Natalie: Toes too (look it up)

Bradley: Guys, PUT THE BEANS IN THE PANTRY!

Greta: You're right Bradley

Natalie: Lets stay friends

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

Deep In The Beans 

Deep in the beans is a phrase that means exactly what you need it to mean. When you’re at a loss for words to describe how you’re feeling, man are you deep in the beans.
Jake: “Did Max get any sleep last night?

Ben: “No man he’s really deep in the beans.”

John: “Sorry I’m late, I guess I’m just deep in the beans today.”

What in the no beans

Phrase that dumb people use when they could just say the phrase ‘what,’ or ‘what the hell,’ to be more complex.
Person 1: -Says something dumb or confusing-
Person 2: What in the no beans?

Beans in the Can 

When you flip a bitch over, stick her ass up in the air and you proceed to shove your balls in her ass.

Note: Sometimes this sexual process can hurt the man more than the woman.
Why does Shaun and Megan look like they are in pain this morning. Oh, I think when they woke up, Megan asked Shaun for some "beans in the can", and he gave it to her.
Beans in the Can by Shameless1 April 2, 2005

Beans in the trunk 

Yo, Lachanda. Lemme put my beans in the trunk, girl.
Beans in the trunk by Rufino Jay November 27, 2009