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In the morning 

A friendly morning greeting used all over the world. Same as top of the morning, but it's just in the morning. Usually used around 9 or 10 am.
John: In the morning Adam!
Adam: In the morning John!
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Red eye in the morning 

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.
"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."
Red eye in the morning by The_ALCH August 16, 2019

chicken o clock in the morning 

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens
What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?

One In The Morning Idea 

An idea that usually sounds good at One in the morning, but when played out it usually goes horribly wrong.
-One In The Morning Idea-

-"I know where my dad keeps his gun"
*one of your friends dead within the hour*

-trying to prove your badassdedness to your friends by jumping off the roof into the pool over being called a pussy.

"DOODE YOUR SOOOO GAY. YOUR NOT THAT MUCH OF A BADASS....PUSSY"

"PSHH FUCK YOU MAN, ILL FUCKING JUMP OFF YOUR ROOF INTO THE POOL"

'YOUR TOO PUSSY"

"LETS GO"

*friend jumps in pool. noone notices he jumps in the shallow end...friend floats up....pronounced dead at the scene*

-Looking up random videos, getting pissed and sending a hateful email to The Government.

*missing by 6am*

Troy and Abed in the morning 

Troy and Abed's exclusive TV show mentioned throughout the how 'Community'

four in the morning 

A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.
Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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