Definitions by tehking84

four in the morning 

A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.

Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.

four in the morning by tehking84 July 9, 2010

detroit

A city with so much crime and violence, people would rather blow themselves up on a plane than spend a day there.

A man from Nigeria on a plane headed for Detroit attempted to blow up the plane.

detroit by tehking84 February 7, 2010

Kwame Kilpatrick 

The biggest pimp of the city of Detroit, a city with so much crime that even the mayor is a criminal.

Man: How much for a night?

prostitute: Sorry, Kwame Kilpatrick wants to use me tonight.

Kwame Kilpatrick by tehking84 January 31, 2010