Imprognate

The act of trying to conceive a child with very high chances of impregnation but it results in failure.

“Man did you hear about Dontavius and his girl apparently they imprognated and everything was pointing to a guarantee, like dude his girl was ovulating, she had taken fertility pills and she is fertile as hell and Dontavuis has super potent sperm and he took sperm boosting pills but alas they failed and Imprognated.”

by Kumbayaha August 13, 2025

Impregnate

When a guy fucks a girl so hard he leaves his semen inside her and creates another life.

Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!

by SlopNChop August 14, 2017

impregnate

To get a girl pregnant with your baby.

shit, im gonna impregnate dat bitch

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Serial Impregnator

A man who impregnates any woman he dates, preferably just before he dumps her.

K-Fed is the Dalai Lama of Serial Impregnators.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 14, 2006

impregnation kink

Being sexually aroused by the idea of impregnating someone.

getting someone pregnant turns you on, having an impregnation kink

by kinkydefiner January 26, 2022

impregnator

male who does not use protection there by getting horny girls pregnant

britney spears had an impregnator for a boyfriend now she has three kids and pays him child support.

by danbra June 11, 2011

Snowball Impregnator

This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.

Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?

Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?

by Phthalo Blue March 10, 2011