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When you try and jack off can and your dick just falls off
Henry was in such a mood to imhoff fall over
Imhoff by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017
Words you can keep

Breau Imhoff 

a GD n00b! a complainer, champ at COD, loves the brotherhood, and also a ladies man
Yeah that's Breau Imhoff, what did you expect?
Breau Imhoff by tperrrrrr January 23, 2011

Ron Imhoff

Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.
That guy has no success at all due to his meth problems, he must be a real Ron Imhoff.
Ron Imhoff by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025

elvia imhof 

She's fine as hell and sweet. She is caring and loyal. And she is annoying
Who's that? That's elvia imhof!
elvia imhof by Yelllurs March 1, 2018
Text or instant messenger speak for "In My Humble Opinion, Fuck U!". To be used as a gracious way to tell someone off. Most commonly used when someone is being arrogant or is rubbing something in your face.
"Canada won the Gold in Hockey! In your face!". IMHOFU!!!
IMHOFU by the G-Child March 1, 2010
1: Acronym for the "International Motorsports Hall of Fame"
2: It is also some people's last name, originating from the Germanic area of Europe.
"Dude, I got into the IMHOF! yes!!!!!!"
"Man check out that Imhof chick, she's hot!"
IMHOF by weenerfier July 24, 2009
to rationalize your way out of doing something
also: to neglect responsibility
"Nick, you'll never get that homework done if you continue to imhof!"

"But Eric, I've been imhoffing all my life!"
imhof by trackstah07 July 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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