A small town in the thumb region of Michigan that is famous for it many gas stations, pickles, and Mexicans. Surrounding Imlay City are vast fields of muck (or peat) farms, which the Latino people seem to be oddly attracted to. In town there is a surplus of exciting things to do, including and limited to; walking around in the local Kroger without purchasing any items, driving around with your date unsuccessfully looking for
something to do, vandalizing property, join a hispanic gang, flirting with middle-schoolers at the local Pizza Machine, and
smoking pot. Or that one weird kid that always
smells like Ass (the donkey) and never washes his hair.