A small town in the thumb region of Michigan that is famous for it many gas stations, pickles, and Mexicans. Surrounding Imlay City are vast fields of muck (or peat) farms, which the Latino people seem to be oddly attracted to. In town there is a surplus of exciting things to do, including and limited to; walking around in the local Kroger without purchasing any items, driving around with your date unsuccessfully looking for something to do, vandalizing property, join a hispanic gang, flirting with middle-schoolers at the local Pizza Machine, and smoking pot.
by Commonsensesir January 12, 2010
A small town in the thumb region of Michigan that is famous for it many gas stations, pickles, and Mexicans. Surrounding Imlay City are vast fields of muck (or peat) farms, which the Latino people seem to be oddly attracted to. In town there is a surplus of exciting things to do, including and limited to; walking around in the local Kroger without purchasing any items, driving around with your date unsuccessfully looking for something to do, vandalizing property, join a hispanic gang, flirting with middle-schoolers at the local Pizza Machine, and smoking pot. Or that one weird kid that always smells like Ass (the donkey) and never washes his hair.
by RiVeRdAlESeRpEnT343 January 18, 2019
A small town in the lower peninsula of Michigan full of Mexicans, middle school thots, and highschool jocks that think they will be in the nfl. In Imlay City all you smell is pickles. The town is so boring, the most exciting that happens here is the blueberry festival. Imlay City messed that up too, it got replaced with the busker fest. Wtf even is a busker. If you wanna go do something fun you have to drive at least 25 minutes to a town that actually had things to do. Around here you will find students vaping in school bathrooms, fucking on the poly Ann trail, and harrasing workers at the local pizza machine. Most of the girls here are stuck up and will ignore you unless you are wearing lulu lemon leggings, a pink sweatshirt, and AirPods. All the guys like the same 3 girls and have since like 3rd grade. They are jocks but suck at every sport. Welcome to Imlay City and thanks for coming to my Ted talk!
I looked to my left and saw a Mexican gang, to my right, middle schoolers hitting a juul. I was in Imlay City
by subtopewdiepie February 18, 2019
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