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I’m single and I’m ready to mingle
Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
I’m single and I’m ready to mingle by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018
i’m single i’m single
When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.
i’m single i’m single by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019
I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots
No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.
Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."
I’m the singer
Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.
After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.
I’m the singer by Nikki Stixx March 9, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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