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illegible 

Basically means the same as ineligible :/
Will be lodging an official complaint with the league secretary about the fielding of an illegible player
illegible by mrnash69 December 17, 2011
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illegible sign-off 

When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'
Dear Cst,

I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.

(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),

( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)
illegible sign-off by Iplantree June 26, 2020

That's Illegible 

Now, that's Illegal!
I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.

illegirl 

A word in a BTS song, Illegal/Dimple. "Those dimples are illegal, so i call you illegirl."
Those dimples are illegal, so I call you illegirl

illegirl 

a girl so cute that she is deemed illegal.
that dimple is illegal, so i call you illegirl
illegirl by sujin_3 July 9, 2018

illegeler 

illegeler is being more then just being illegal
your illegeler then he is
illegeler by HallowedKitty May 14, 2018

illegaled 

The act of committing an illegal deed or activity.
John illegaled when he broke into his girlfriends house and stole her puppy.
illegaled by J STUNNA21 February 16, 2010
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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