illegible

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Basically means the same as ineligible :/

Will be lodging an official complaint with the league secretary about the fielding of an illegible player

illegible by mrnash69 December 17, 2011

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illegible sign-off

When you have to sign off on something but the recipient actually needs to hear 'suck a bag of dick' or 'Go fuck yourself'

Dear Cst,

I'm so sorry that when you were so busy getting high on yourself and showing your powerful ability to have a complete lack of regard for human life, you bumped yourself on my elbow while you were throwing me around. In the future, instead of assaulting you with the sheer fact that my body even exists, I will hide in the bushes and try not to breath instead of asking for help.

(HANDWRITE ILLEGIBLE SIGN-OFF HERE),

( HAND WIRRTEN ILLEGIBLE SIGNATURE)

illegible sign-off by Iplantree June 26, 2020

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That's Illegible

Now, that's Illegal!

I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.

That's Illegible by Infinite_Asia March 6, 2023

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illegirl

A word in a BTS song, Illegal/Dimple. "Those dimples are illegal, so i call you illegirl."

Those dimples are illegal, so I call you illegirl

illegirl by KpopTrashAnimePotatoCringe June 12, 2018

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illegirl

a girl so cute that she is deemed illegal.

that dimple is illegal, so i call you illegirl

illegirl by sujin_3 July 9, 2018

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illegeler

illegeler is being more then just being illegal

your illegeler then he is

illegeler by HallowedKitty May 14, 2018

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illegaled

The act of committing an illegal deed or activity.

John illegaled when he broke into his girlfriends house and stole her puppy.

illegaled by J STUNNA21 February 16, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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