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Ilana
This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.
Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!
"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"
"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!
"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"
"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
Ilana by Runbabyrun7281 October 1, 2017
Iyahna
ilah'd
"I messaged her a while ago just to see how she's doing and she didn't said anything for like a month. I messaged her one more time yesterday and boom, next morning I'm blocked. She ilah'd me."
"He's not replying to my messages. Hmm I wonder why I can't see his profile. Oh. He blocked me. I've been ilah'd. But I didn't even do anything..."
"He's not replying to my messages. Hmm I wonder why I can't see his profile. Oh. He blocked me. I've been ilah'd. But I didn't even do anything..."
ilah'd by CaptainFlapjacks March 13, 2023
Ilaina
Ilaina is very open and will talk to anyone about anything. She can make almost anybody laugh. Her smile is gorgeous and her facial expressions can explain how she feels. She is very intelligent and jaw-dropping. She can clean up nicely if she wants to and can make you fall in love with her.
Ilaina by Jwiciksneigna June 1, 2017
Ilanmydick
When a male (preferably names Ilan) sits on a small tiny dick of a female. The male is the one who groans and then realizes that he is a female and his partner is in fact a bi sexual transgender half women.
Ilanmydick by Gay Owen lover 69 April 24, 2019
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