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ikn by Tom Carbon OG September 9, 2022
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iknarf • ikn • Iknoor • iknorite • Iknowwhatthatmeans • iknan • iknaysbo • ikned • Ikneeknowdat • Ikneet
iKnuckles
I was eating some really greasy pizza in my car the other day while watching Push Process on my iPod Touch and I had to use my iKnuckles to rewind it to watch it again.
iKnuckles by DollarReel March 25, 2009
IKNOWDATBITCH
The odd occurrence in pornography where you know one of the female leads. Common since there is so much amateur on the net now.
IKNOWDATBITCH by Herr Eliot March 8, 2008
Iknowwhatthatmeans
Phrase: best way ever to piss people off and get them irate in a matter of minutes. It can be used at any time, with any statement anywhere and will cause instant confusion, good times will ensue. It is best especially if you never tell the other person why you said it, and just keep repeating the phrase over and over again. It's sure to make anyone feel insecure about what they just said, and they will think that you took what they said to mean something sexual probably, even if it's the most random thing ever.
Girl: Hey I was thinking of going and getting something to eat in awhile.
Boy: Iknowwhatthatmeans
Girl: What??? What..... what means?
Boy: Yeah........ Iknowwhatthatmeans
Girl: Wtf are you talking about......It's endless
Boy: Iknowwhatthatmeans
Girl: What??? What..... what means?
Boy: Yeah........ Iknowwhatthatmeans
Girl: Wtf are you talking about......It's endless
Iknowwhatthatmeans by tattooedsoul April 23, 2010
Iknorite
An internet simplification of the phrase, "I know right," due to the misinterpretation of the words spoken with haste.
Better known as, "The rock of knowing" with the suffix of "-ite" that resembles the names of stones. (i.e. Labradorite, Malachite, Granite, Angelite, Azurite, etc.)
Better known as, "The rock of knowing" with the suffix of "-ite" that resembles the names of stones. (i.e. Labradorite, Malachite, Granite, Angelite, Azurite, etc.)
Iknorite by NeoKunoichi June 21, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."