by Lobzer July 05, 2019
Get the Ikea furnituremug. The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture
"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"
"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"
"....what?"
by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018
Get the ikea furnituremug. The devils work. Incredibly difficult to pronounce AND put together. Only couples who want to break up will try to build IKEA furniture together.
Man: "I tried building a apelviken once, me and my girlfriend broke up because of it"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"
by TheBlanket September 22, 2015
Get the ikea furnituremug. by Cloyde December 08, 2017
Get the You have more loose screws than ikea furnituremug.