The destruction of the Earth by use of iTunes, as foreshadowed by the iTunes End User License Agreement.
Below are the words that have accurately predicted the morbid outcome of the near-future of computer software used for organizing digital music libraries.
"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."
"Do you fear the iPocalypse?"
Preacher: "The iPocalypse is a-comin'!"
That Satanist kid who used his parents' house as a church when they left for the weekend: "I hereby summon the four demons of the iPocalypse!"
Or...
Man who walks into an airport carrying only his laptop case, going through the packs of security, then taking out his laptop:
"EVERYONE, GET DOWN! I'VE GOT iTUNES AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! IT'LL BE THE F**KIN' iPOCALYPSE!"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."