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That bird is hot!

IFI man. Sort yourself out, you Mug.
IFI by Tommytux December 17, 2006
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IFI iFinger ifiot ifigenia ifiyenia IFIAR IFIAU Ifie Ified ifigeneia
That crazy-ass ghetto lesbian bitch in your neighborhood that breeds smelly ferrets and black cats for a living.
Maaaan, Ifi's house smells like ferrets from all the way across the street!
Ifi by Empty7685 January 1, 2012
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction (IFIYGD)! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
IFIYGD by Max86 March 31, 2015

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use
person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.
Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!