ifi 

wifi with a silent w

"wireless ifi"

ifi by ThreeSixtyXD February 15, 2022

IFI 

Incorrect Factual Information

That bird is hot!

IFI man. Sort yourself out, you Mug.

IFI by Tommytux December 17, 2006

Ifi 

That crazy-ass ghetto lesbian bitch in your neighborhood that breeds smelly ferrets and black cats for a living.

Maaaan, Ifi's house smells like ferrets from all the way across the street!

Ifi by Empty7685 January 1, 2012

IFIYGD 

I Fart In Your General Direction

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction (IFIYGD)! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

IFIYGD by Max86 March 31, 2015

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny 

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

Ask me if I shiv a git 

A nifty phrase my always proper-in-public platinum blonde mother would use when sarcastically emphasizing to someone how truly little she was giving a shit.

Oh boy, that takes a big load off me for sure; ask me if I shiv a git!

Ask me if I shiv a git by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020