Direction

When you die from having an erection so bad that the blood flowing to your penis makes it explode.

This looks like a murder scene. Nah the guy just had a direction.

by cyanidedemon93 October 27, 2018

Directional

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009

Directional

C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.

"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"

by wickedNH February 6, 2004

Direct

@ somebody when you are saying something about them

Myah shaded me on Snapchat and didnt @ me and she wasn’t being direct

by Lmaooojaiiidda June 14, 2018

Directions

What real mean don't ask for.

Dan is a real man; when he gets lost, he doesn't ask for directions like some pussy.

by Superman13 May 23, 2008

directions

A command listed even if no one pays attention to it, anyway. Mainly there to protect the stupid.

Directions for Dial soap: use like regular soap.
Directions for hair dryer: do not use while sleeping.
Directions for frozen dinner: defrost.
Directions on a packet of peanuts: open packet. Eat nuts.

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 26, 2003

Direct

Talking directly towards someone

“ Jazmine shaded me on Twitter today but she didn’t @ me and said it directly”

by CiaraMaraj May 22, 2018