If there is 

Russell, you are trying to legal loophole your way into heaven or don't actually believe.

Hym "Just like you're trying to legal loophole your way out of paying my to figure out how to make that AI. If there is a God, Russell, you are not acting in accordance with it's will. It's also not going to matter because I'm just going to kill it but still! It's still just a fillbuster and nothing more. A fillbuster to steal a better future from the person who actually achieved it. AND you silenced me before the election and I said that if you silence me you lose."

If there is by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

if there is grass on the field play ball 

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.

Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball

if there is grass on the field play ball by Grass May 12, 2004

If there is about 

To mention about something else that is on top

...but if there is about this situation, I think we should take an action.

If there is about by MartMaraniak June 11, 2018

If there is grass on the playing field 

If the girl is old enough to have 'grass on the field' than she has reached puberty and has pubic hairs, making her 'game'.

"is your girl old enought?"
"Hey... if there is grass on the playing field, then play ball"

If there is grass on the playing field by bhgtbtbhtbhtnh July 26, 2006

If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday 

A phrase from a popular story where a flute player practices too much and ends up hating the thing she loves. After being given a pickle that "gets rid of problems" she attempts to play for the king and her flute disappears. Meaning her problem became her flute. This concert happened to be on a Tuesday in the story. This is used to say do not lose the enjoyment of doing something by doing it too much.

Friend 1: I just can't seem to wanna play this game anymore, I just get too stressed and always wanna win.
Friend 2: Well, they always say 'if there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday'. You should probably just play for fun before it ruins your love for playing.

If there's a pickle in your pocket it is probably tuesday by Dale cumberbatch September 10, 2023

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!! 

Maybe Urban Dictionary is like a woman, except, in reverse...

Hym "Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!!"

Nope, maybe it was the title length? Like if I make a super long title it somehow makes the site think that there is a problem with the server and it stops the post from going through... Ok. I'll do that now. Super-long title no justsu!!! by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9. 

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9.

.9.Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop.9. by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025