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Idiotease 

Idiotease: (n) an easy means of discovering that someone is an idiot and quickly determining that their opinion is irrelevant. Idiotease can most commonly be found when idiots text, tweet, or post on Facebook.
Ex: wat r u wering? is the "Idiotease" way of saying "What are you wearing"
Idiotease by Come on Man July 25, 2011
Words you can keep

Idioteque 

I had an ephiphany when I was blowed off hash and listening to Idioteque.
Idioteque by heather March 24, 2005

Idioteque 

A defined, synchronised pattern of occurence thrown offcourse by an unforeseen event.
Idioteque by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Idioteque 

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children

I laugh until my head comes off
I swallow until I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who's in a bunker? Who's in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven't seen enough
You haven't seen it

I'll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Let me hear both sides
Lemme hear both sides
Lemme hear both

Ice age comin' ice age comin'
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the fire
Throw him on the

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

We're not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening

Mobiles squirkin' mobiles chirpin'
Take the money, run
Take the money run
Take the money

Here I'm allowed
Everything all of the time(repeated several times)
Radiohead song that kicks so much ass just like most of their other songs.
Idioteque by Pyramid_Swim October 24, 2004

Idioteque 

A song from the Radiohead album Kid A. You either love it or hate it. I love it.
Today I listened to Idioteque for the 94235786345th time.
Idioteque by Purple Zebra July 15, 2007

Idioteque 

Thom Yorke's vision of a society (presumably today's), where people are increasingly more obsessed with pointless technology, selfishness and mindless entertainment than life itself.
I fucking hate living in this idioteque world.
Idioteque by Matt June 3, 2003

idisease 

When a person can talk about nothing else but themselves. Like nobody else exists in the world. It totally revolves around them.
Manas went on vacation with us, but he was really sick with iDisease. I wanna do this, I look good, I am hot, I am hungry. I I I I..
idisease by Harry Mary January 21, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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