Idiotease: (n) an easy means of discovering that someone is an idiot and quickly determining that their opinion is irrelevant. Idiotease can most commonly be found when idiots text, tweet, or post on Facebook.
Ex: wat r u wering? is the "Idiotease" way of saying "What are you wearing"
An idiotsexual is a individual who is sexually and romantically attracted to an idiot for being an idiot. There are two main reasons for idiotsexuality. 1 the individual feels empowered because of a lack of intelligence on the person they want to be with or the person they are currently married/dating. 2 A feeling of wanting to nurture from the individual to the idiot or more fun to say 'dumbass'. Most idiotsexuals are heterosexual
Emma "I like that cute boy over there"
Sophia "Why he is a complete idiot"
Emma "that's kinda why I like him"
Sophia "Your a idiotsexual"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.