Idiotease: (n) an easy means of discovering that someone is an idiot and quickly determining that their opinion is irrelevant. Idiotease can most commonly be found when idiots text, tweet, or post on Facebook.
Ex: wat r u wering? is the "Idiotease" way of saying "What are you wearing"
An idiotsexual is a individual who is sexually and romantically attracted to an idiot for being an idiot. There are two main reasons for idiotsexuality. 1 the individual feels empowered because of a lack of intelligence on the person they want to be with or the person they are currently married/dating. 2 A feeling of wanting to nurture from the individual to the idiot or more fun to say 'dumbass'. Most idiotsexuals are heterosexual
Emma "I like that cute boy over there"
Sophia "Why he is a complete idiot"
Emma "that's kinda why I like him"
Sophia "Your a idiotsexual"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.