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identify human
identify human by #Identifyhuman January 18, 2018
Identify December
If you’re a guy you would now act like a girl so if you see a girl that leaves you on open for a mili-second u must spam them saying omg why did u leave me on open meanieee or “wyd?” Every minute And if your a girl then decide for yourself cause I’m a guy :/
M“Why did u leave me on open?”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”
G“Ummm aren’t I supposed to say that”
M”it’s Identify December lady”
G”aren’t you supposed to be nutting?”
M”shut up I lost ok”
Identify December by Big Boi Drafty November 23, 2019
Identify Myself
You have already identified myself. Because the day I gave you the Etymology clues the volume of people who I have never met doing the thing I am talking about increased immediately and I said 'Well that was fast' and then someone hacked the cameras at the kwik trip I work at and everyone saw that I was telling the truth and now this is just you trying to prolong the time it takes for me to get the relief I am entitled to under the false pretense that you do not know who I am. You're like Gon from Hunter X Hunter trying to see if you can get Netero to use his right hand.
Hym "So I don't need to identify myself. You need to stop playing dumb. You need to be made to stop playing dumb by any means necessary. You tried it your way and your coworker and her husband got shot in the face for it. My thing worked. Your thing didn't work. You are dumb. But you are not too dumb to do what I'm tell you to do. So that's what you need to do. Tell the REE-lon to shut the fuck up and stop shitting in people's beds. Go to church. Clasp your hands together and tell your child porn watching God to come down here. And then go fuck yourself."
Identify Myself by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
The meaning of this meme is supposed to make fun of femenists and SJW's and their 71 genders of people
Bob the SJW: you trigger me in so many levels cuz u can't find ur sexuality.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Normal person: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter by Supercookieboy February 17, 2017
I sexually identify as a submarine
I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)
I sexually identify as a submarine by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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