"You're toe looks like the one from Shallow Hal"
"I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! But you already took it.. Let me think of a better way to explain your toe. *thinks* I am idealess."
The best that could be expected regarding some object, business-establishment, locale, or condition somewhere in the famous --- or maybe "INfamous" would be more fitting way to describe it --- "birthplace of Dallas".
Idealey, John F. Kennedy's motorcade should have included a bulletproof-glass shield over the presidential limo, a different route should have been chosen, it should have been moving faster, and there should not have been any stops along the route of travel.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.