"You're toe looks like the one from Shallow Hal"
"I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! But you already took it.. Let me think of a better way to explain your toe. *thinks* I am idealess."
The best that could be expected regarding some object, business-establishment, locale, or condition somewhere in the famous --- or maybe "INfamous" would be more fitting way to describe it --- "birthplace of Dallas".
Idealey, John F. Kennedy's motorcade should have included a bulletproof-glass shield over the presidential limo, a different route should have been chosen, it should have been moving faster, and there should not have been any stops along the route of travel.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.