In the work group chat
Guy 1: Bro calvin harris is DJing in ibitha in 3 weeks and I still have my Ryanair voucher! Can’t wait!
Guy 2: it’s spelled Ibiza you dipshite
Guy 1: Bro calvin harris is DJing in ibitha in 3 weeks and I still have my Ryanair voucher! Can’t wait!
Guy 2: it’s spelled Ibiza you dipshite
by why are russian girls so cute October 6, 2025
Get the Ibithamug. The absolute wrong way to spell Ibiza. If you spell it this way chances are you were affected by the drugs your parents consumed at the place when they were there before you were born.
In the festivals group chat
Person 1: James hype has a residency in ibitha next week! Gonna book flights rn! Who’s comin?
Person 2: it’s spelled Ibiza not ibitha you idiot. Did your parents conceive you while on drugs or something?
Person 1: James hype has a residency in ibitha next week! Gonna book flights rn! Who’s comin?
Person 2: it’s spelled Ibiza not ibitha you idiot. Did your parents conceive you while on drugs or something?
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing October 17, 2025
Get the Ibithamug. Cultural appreciation cluelessly dialed past the point of self-satire. Ibitha syndrome — named after a phonetic misspelling of the Spanish party destination, Ibiza — is a potentially life-long affliction that can stem from as little as one week spent abroad. Signs and symptoms include an imagined loss of one's native language; quotidian complaints about coffee or bread; and an inability to avoid bringing up any amount of time spent out of country.
Ever since Carmen's study abroad to Spain, she's had a raging case of Ibitha Syndrome. I heard her say "Grathias" in the McDonald's drive through on Friday.
Isn't she Dominican?
Isn't she Dominican?
by dontquijoteme April 25, 2025
Get the Ibitha Syndromemug.