Ibitha Syndrome

Cultural appreciation cluelessly dialed past the point of self-satire. Ibitha syndrome — named after a phonetic misspelling of the Spanish party destination, Ibiza — is a potentially life-long affliction that can stem from as little as one week spent abroad. Signs and symptoms include an imagined loss of one's native language; quotidian complaints about coffee or bread; and an inability to avoid bringing up any amount of time spent out of country.
Ever since Carmen's study abroad to Spain, she's had a raging case of Ibitha Syndrome. I heard her say "Grathias" in the McDonald's drive through on Friday.

Isn't she Dominican?
by dontquijoteme April 25, 2025
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Ibitha

The completely wrong way to spell wordIbiza/word
In the work group chat

Guy 1: Bro calvin harris is DJing in ibitha in 3 weeks and I still have my Ryanair voucher! Can’t wait!
Guy 2: it’s spelled Ibiza you dipshite
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