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IANAL, but it seems to me that the lawsuit was doomed to fail.
IANAL by ianality June 23, 2003
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"I am actually laughing out loud"

Only to be used in the actual event.....unlike the complete over use of lol, which is now pronounced as a word which is treason.
John: What were you up to tonight?
Peter: I was touching your 8 year old brother while you slept
John: IAALOL
IAALOL by k1ngie August 26, 2013
Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.
I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!
iAnal by Mr. Luke January 18, 2008
Acronym derived from "I Am Not A Committee Of Lawyers."

Inspired by SCO's ignorance in believing and publicly declaring journalist Pamela Jones of groklaw.net to actually be an entire committee of lawyers.
IANACOL, but I seem to know more about the legal system than SCO's actual committee of lawyers.
IANACOL by raisinbrandon July 22, 2007
1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".
1. While in Slashdot.org:
SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading "You Got Served!" on KaZaA:
Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!
IANAL by RIAA Drug Dealer December 20, 2004

ianology 

Unique sales outlook by a Sales Manager called Ian... Especially usefull to try and motivate under qualified utility sales people in the field...
People are people and people buy off people so just be a people and sell your heart out....
ianology by Marc Thiart May 14, 2005
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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