iAnal

Sex toy designed by Steve Jobs, manufactured by the Apple Corp of Cupertino, CA.

I waited on line seven hours to get the iAnal the day it came out.

Oh, I see you have the iAnal also!

by Mr. Luke January 17, 2008

IANAL

I am not a lawyer

IANAL, but it seems to me that the lawsuit was doomed to fail.

by ianality June 24, 2003

IANAL

1. I am not a lawyer. Used to indicate that the legal advice given is not from a lawyer.

2. Used to indicate that you will assfuck a person. Often proceeded with a "U".

1. While in Slashdot.org:
SgtBurrito: IANAL, but I don't believe that you can go to jail for downloading MP3s and movies, since it is not considered to be a criminal offense.

2. After your ass gets tossed into jail for downloading "You Got Served!" on KaZaA:
Bubba: Hey bitch, IANAL U!

by RIAA Drug Dealer December 21, 2004