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Insexual 

A sexuality (Although it acts and typically feels more like a mental disorder to the insexual person) where the person cannot have any kind of sexual or romantic relationship due to their lack of comfort when engaging in such activity, similar to how people with OCD would get uncomfortable when faced with a mess, somebody who is insexual would feel uncomfortable when dating someone or having sex with someone, regardless of who or what they identify as biologically, sexually, or preferentially, due to the effect their insexuality has on them. It counts as a sexuality because it isn't a choice, the insexual is born insexual due to genetic reasons, and because it is technically a sexual preference. Not to be confused with indifferentsexual, as it is rude to call somebody a sexuality they are not of, even if they mean to abbreviate the sexuality's actual name. If you wish to say indifferentsexual but do not wish to say the whole name, say indiffrosexual instead, as insexuality means not being attracted to any person, place, or thing sexually or romantically.
"I'm insexual."
"Oh, so you don't care about who it's with?"
"No, I'm not attracted to any(noun) romantically or sexually. It's basically being asexual and aromantic at the same time. You're thinking of indifferentsexuality, or indiffrosexuality."
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insexual 

Also known as indifferent-sexual.

Means that a person is indifferent to having, primarily, a sexual relationship, but also is indifferent to a romantic or sensual relationship.

This is just the basis, though, and assumes you are bi-insexual, meaning you are indifferent to sex, but will take it from either gender.
Therefore, you can also be hetero-insexual, or homo-insexual, or pan-insexual.
Bob: "Dude, we might get laid tonight!"

Ron: "Ah, that's cool, but I don't really care, I'm insexual."
insexual by rrpauldoran March 30, 2010
Related Words
someone who would rather have an iphone than a girlfriend/boyfriend
"What's with Jake? He's always on his phone and shows no interest in girls. Is he gay?" "No, he's just isexual"
isexual by nwtrekker1 October 4, 2013

iansexual 

a person who is attracted sexually to ian somerhalder
Look at Regina! She’s so in love with ian somerhalder. She must be Iansexual

ipsexual 

Someone who is physically attractive to him/herself, more than to others, in a sexual way.

From ipse (self) + sexual.
"I don't think of myself as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or even asexual. I'm mostly ipsexual."
ipsexual by Chrekol July 28, 2005

Iansexual 

Attracted to the voluptuous horse cock and rock hard abs of Ian Rosland
Me and the homies hate anti-Iansexuals
Iansexual by Sydney Rosland March 9, 2021
the state or quality of being sexually responsive only to various Apple products and the buzz surrounding them.
Guy 1: Who's that new girl? She's kinda cute.
Guy 2: Don't waste your time -- I heard she's iSexual, and the new iPhone has a vibrator mode.
iSexual by CourtlandA October 22, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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