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Abbreviation for "I like the idea of..", with the implication that while good in theory, you don't actually like this in practice
ILTIO going to the gym... but instead I'm going to eat cookies and watch The Wire
ILTIO by thesavage May 20, 2014
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A deformed version of idiot, nt in greek is pronounced as /d/ or /nd/
*2 fgts playin' cs go, fgt 1 misses an open headshot*
fgt 2: man you are a fucking intiot
intiot by tvencho2 April 9, 2017
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An idiotic worker in the information technology (IT) industry.
Those IT guys are such itiots, they don't even know how to fix a computer.
Itiot by blissyu2 August 26, 2009

ilion, new york 

Ilion fucking sucks and there isn’t shit to do, only reason it exists on a map is because of Remington Arms. Everyone thinks their part of a gang and don’t know what a fucking belt is. Theres crackheads walking the streets at any hours. The school is full of fuckbois and skanks who need their ass kicked. There’s more pizza places then grocery stores. There’s always a fucking boil water advisory and the school buses smell like BO cause people don’t know how to take care of themselves.
Yea Ilion, New York is full of druggies
ilion, new york by Madelynn R February 20, 2019
She is gorgeous and has a great personality. She gives the best advice. And if you ever meet one you will be in love with her. She is sweet but not always. She loves her friends. And is fun to to hang with.
Illiona is amazing .
Illiona by Roseangles October 22, 2019
An acronym that can be used in any situation to express "like".

"Just flipped my car on I-4. Great way to start my 21st birthday." "LOL ILTO"
ILTO by startjumpingship May 20, 2009
insult to god thrown by famous brawl stars content creator "grax" while making a mistake in a clash royale match against user called "Anubi". Anubi is a god which resembles a dog and grax got confused and while saying "il dio anubi no", he accidentally insulted god shouting "il dio cane" with a weird pronunciation and then after several seconds started realizing his wrongdoings and apologizing to the spectators
E' carne aliena. Bono cher P.E.K.K.A. Io devo andare a mettere per forz... Anub... Noo anubis pure ragazzi. Noo il dio anubi no. Il dio anubi no. NOOO.............ILDIOGANE.
ildiogane by ildiogane October 18, 2021
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