Itiot

An idiotic worker in the information technology (IT) industry.

Those IT guys are such itiots, they don't even know how to fix a computer.

by blissyu2 August 26, 2009

Gigantically small

An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.

Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?

by blissyu2 November 16, 2010

degreediot

A person with a university degree who is an idiot.

"That guy is so stupid that he doesn't deserve that degree. He's a Degreediot."

by blissyu2 September 26, 2019

degreediot

A person with a university degree who is an idiot.

John: You can trust me when I say that Atlantis is buried deep in the Atlantic Ocean because I have a degree in Ancient History.
Mark: But what about that thing by Bright Insight that proves it's in Mauritania right where it's supposed to be, with the first king being King Atlas, Atlas Mountains, and the thing looks absolutely identical to how Plato described it?
John: I have a degree and therefore you can trust that Bright Insight is wrong!
Mark: What a Degreediot.

by blissyu2 September 25, 2019

Ostrich manager

A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.

This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.

John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"

Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."

by blissyu2 December 22, 2010