Definitions by blissyu2
degreediot
degreediot by blissyu2 September 26, 2019
degreediot
John: You can trust me when I say that Atlantis is buried deep in the Atlantic Ocean because I have a degree in Ancient History.
Mark: But what about that thing by Bright Insight that proves it's in Mauritania right where it's supposed to be, with the first king being King Atlas, Atlas Mountains, and the thing looks absolutely identical to how Plato described it?
John: I have a degree and therefore you can trust that Bright Insight is wrong!
Mark: What a Degreediot.
Mark: But what about that thing by Bright Insight that proves it's in Mauritania right where it's supposed to be, with the first king being King Atlas, Atlas Mountains, and the thing looks absolutely identical to how Plato described it?
John: I have a degree and therefore you can trust that Bright Insight is wrong!
Mark: What a Degreediot.
degreediot by blissyu2 September 25, 2019
Ostrich manager
A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.
This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.
This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.
John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"
Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."
Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."
Ostrich manager by blissyu2 December 22, 2010
Gigantically small
An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.
Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
Gigantically small by blissyu2 November 18, 2010