IJF

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An acronym for I just farted. You would use it in a situation when no one is talking and you want to make the people feel awkward or uncomfortable. You could also use it just to let your friends know.

Person 1: GUESS WHAT!?
Person 2: what..
Person 1: IJF
Person 2: haha....*walks away slowly*

IJF by prettyboyswaggerzz June 10, 2011

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ijfl

An abbreviation meaning “I just feel like.” Used when you’ve seen something bizzare or just worthy of your opinion. Can be said alone or before an opinionated statement.

“Did you know Jim and Pam are dating now?”
“Uh ijfl we all saw that coming, but ok.”

ijfl by liahbro December 21, 2018

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ijfwy

(i)'m (j)ust (f)ucking (w)ith (y)ou

Come on, don't get butt hurt, ijfwy!

ijfwy by jschartj January 4, 2018

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IJFS

Don't know, for sure. Maybe it's I'm Just F----ing Sayin

IJFS: It stands alone.

IJFS by Notmine January 20, 2013

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Ijfoijfoijfeijefiei

When you don't know what to name a Google Doc and also when your brain malfunctions.

During a test when I'm trying to think of an answer my brain is just ijfoijfoijfeijefiei!

Ijfoijfoijfeijefiei by ijfoijfoijfeijefiei February 11, 2019

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ijfdkjsdfh

Smuk emotion.
Means excited or mad.

Megan: dslkfjdslfkj
Maggie: what happened now?

Tracy: :O dskfjhsdkjfhkljdshf
Desiree: dsfkjhusdkfjhsdkfjh
Megan: ahhh dskjfhdskjf
Maggie: hahah sdkjfhsdkfjhskdajf

ijfdkjsdfh by Maggie Goizueta February 28, 2005

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ijfym

"I just fucked your mom."

classic meaning. used when trying to ignore your friends or saying it because your friends mom is a ditzy blonde whore.

STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!!!!!

person 1: stir fry unicorns... stir fry unicorns... *laughs hysterically*

person 2: what?

person 1: *laughs and cries*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: *stops* what? *laughs again*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: ...

person 2: ijfym so hard and the dog was watching

person 1: ...

person 2: and he taped it

person 1: ...

person 2:we did it in your bed

person 1: ...

person 2: we left a dvd for you under your pillow

person: i don't wanna touch it *laughs*

ijfym by STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!! September 1, 2009

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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