IJF

An acronym for I just farted. You would use it in a situation when no one is talking and you want to make the people feel awkward or uncomfortable. You could also use it just to let your friends know.

Person 1: GUESS WHAT!?
Person 2: what..
Person 1: IJF
Person 2: haha....*walks away slowly*

by prettyboyswaggerzz June 10, 2011

ijfl

An abbreviation meaning “I just feel like.” Used when you’ve seen something bizzare or just worthy of your opinion. Can be said alone or before an opinionated statement.

“Did you know Jim and Pam are dating now?”
“Uh ijfl we all saw that coming, but ok.”

by liahbro December 21, 2018

ijfwy

(i)'m (j)ust (f)ucking (w)ith (y)ou

Come on, don't get butt hurt, ijfwy!

by jschartj January 4, 2018

IJFS

Don't know, for sure. Maybe it's I'm Just F----ing Sayin

IJFS: It stands alone.

by Notmine January 20, 2013

Ijfoijfoijfeijefiei

When you don't know what to name a Google Doc and also when your brain malfunctions.

During a test when I'm trying to think of an answer my brain is just ijfoijfoijfeijefiei!

by ijfoijfoijfeijefiei February 11, 2019

ijfdkjsdfh

Smuk emotion.
Means excited or mad.

Megan: dslkfjdslfkj
Maggie: what happened now?

Tracy: :O dskfjhsdkjfhkljdshf
Desiree: dsfkjhusdkfjhsdkfjh
Megan: ahhh dskjfhdskjf
Maggie: hahah sdkjfhsdkfjhskdajf

by Maggie Goizueta February 28, 2005

ijfym

"I just fucked your mom."

classic meaning. used when trying to ignore your friends or saying it because your friends mom is a ditzy blonde whore.

STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!!!!!

person 1: stir fry unicorns... stir fry unicorns... *laughs hysterically*

person 2: what?

person 1: *laughs and cries*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: *stops* what? *laughs again*

person 2: ijfym

person 1: ...

person 2: ijfym so hard and the dog was watching

person 1: ...

person 2: and he taped it

person 1: ...

person 2:we did it in your bed

person 1: ...

person 2: we left a dvd for you under your pillow

person: i don't wanna touch it *laughs*

by STIR FRY UNICORNS!!!! September 1, 2009