IITYWYBMAB
IITYWYBMAB by Peter Davidoff March 14, 2008
Words you can keep
IITYWYBMAD
An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.
Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004
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IITYWYBAD
*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?
customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?
customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?
IITYWYBAD by not you... why do you ask? May 22, 2009
IITYWYBAD?
IITYWYBAD? by ians88 March 4, 2008
IITYWYGMAQ
A new customer sees a sign in a bar that reads, "IITYWYGMAQ". In a puzzled voice he asks the barkeep the meaning of the sign. The barkeep replies, "If I tell you will you give me a quarter?" The customer gives the barkeep a quarter & waits. After a minute, the customer asks the barkeep again the meaning of the sign. The barkeep repeats his earlier statement & the customer is furious, but digs out another 25 cent piece & waited. The customer is livid now. This time the barkeep points to each letter as he says "If I tell you, will you give me a quarter?" The customer left blushing.
IITYWYGMAQ by Scarecrow_of_Oz February 26, 2011
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