IITYWYBMAB 

An acronym for "If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?". Mainly from internet usage.

Lad 1: Hey man, can you tell me how to get to the bar?
Lad 2: - points to tshirt - IITYWYBMAB.

IITYWYBMAB by Peter Davidoff March 14, 2008

IITYWYBMAD 

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.

Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004

IITYWYBAD

If I Tell You Will You Buy A Drink? =)

*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?

IITYWYBAD by not you... why do you ask? May 22, 2009

IITYWYBAD? 

If I Tell You, Would You Buy A Drink?

What is this?
IITYWYBAD?

IITYWYBAD? by ians88 March 4, 2008

IITYWYGMAQ 

If I tell you, will you give me a quarter?

A new customer sees a sign in a bar that reads, "IITYWYGMAQ". In a puzzled voice he asks the barkeep the meaning of the sign. The barkeep replies, "If I tell you will you give me a quarter?" The customer gives the barkeep a quarter & waits. After a minute, the customer asks the barkeep again the meaning of the sign. The barkeep repeats his earlier statement & the customer is furious, but digs out another 25 cent piece & waited. The customer is livid now. This time the barkeep points to each letter as he says "If I tell you, will you give me a quarter?" The customer left blushing.

IITYWYGMAQ by Scarecrow_of_Oz February 26, 2011

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005