IITYWYBAD

If I Tell You Will You Buy A Drink? =)

*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?

IITYWYBAD by not you... why do you ask? May 22, 2009

IITYWYBAD? 

If I Tell You, Would You Buy A Drink?

What is this?
IITYWYBAD?

IITYWYBAD? by ians88 March 4, 2008

IITYWYBMAD 

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.

Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004

IITYWYBMAB 

An acronym for "If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?". Mainly from internet usage.

Lad 1: Hey man, can you tell me how to get to the bar?
Lad 2: - points to tshirt - IITYWYBMAB.

IITYWYBMAB by Peter Davidoff March 14, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004