IITYWYBAD

If I Tell You Will You Buy A Drink? =)

*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?

by not you... why do you ask? May 22, 2009

IITYWYBAD?

If I Tell You, Would You Buy A Drink?

What is this?
IITYWYBAD?

by ians88 March 4, 2008

IITYWYBMAD

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.

Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?

by leveller225 September 15, 2004

IITYWYBMAB

An acronym for "If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?". Mainly from internet usage.

Lad 1: Hey man, can you tell me how to get to the bar?
Lad 2: - points to tshirt - IITYWYBMAB.

by Peter Davidoff March 14, 2008