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Text-talk for "If I Had To Guess".
Person 1: "Why the fuck is the pizza taking so long?"
Person 2: "IIHTG they probably got backed up in the kitchen."
IIHTG by Beepman4000 August 13, 2018
Words you can keep
Ihtg = I have to go.

I have to go to work.
Ihtg = I have to go

Come me, no i have to go quickly. Ok
Ihtg by Ihtg February 7, 2019
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ihtgttbr bbttyftoiwbb 

I Have To Go To The BathRoom But By The Time You Figure This Out I Will Be Back
Person 1: Brb
<after some waiting>
Person 2: ihtgttbr bbttyftoiwbb
<more waiting>
Person 2: back
Person 2: you aren't back yet? omg, hurry up!
Person 2: i told you...
Person 1: back
Person 2: god, finally!
Person 1: why'd you say i told you?
Person 2: i said ihtgttbr bbttyftoiwbb!!! douche
Person 1: i don't get it...
Person 2: URBANDICTIONARY.COM, they'll tell ya...now go talk to someone that cares.
I have to go eat my sandwich.
Brb, IHTGEMS.

Wow i am really hungry IHTGEMS.
IHTGEMS by nifovc-ing master March 2, 2009
I have to google acronyms

when people talk in text speak and you don't understand it you say IHTGA and then they don't understand you either.

no one understands anyone - it's great
ITT we only listen to TTS

IHTGA
IHTGA by Frogzland February 17, 2013
Pronounced: Eye-ehch-tee-gee. Acronym for "I Hate That Guy". Used in a business context to refer to nincompoops or others who just do not have a clue. The acronym allows the user to refer to said individual with little chance of knowledge of who you are referring to.
"IHTG, when is he going to figure out how things work here?" or, "I had a meeting with IHTG, and I am still recovering. He didn't get anything done on his deliverables."
IHTG by maggieam99 May 26, 2012
"IHTG, talk later?"
IHTG by jeff_1230 May 14, 2016
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