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Ihtg = I have to go.

I have to go to work.
Ihtg = I have to go

Come me, no i have to go quickly. Ok
Ihtg by Ihtg February 7, 2019
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Pronounced: Eye-ehch-tee-gee. Acronym for "I Hate That Guy". Used in a business context to refer to nincompoops or others who just do not have a clue. The acronym allows the user to refer to said individual with little chance of knowledge of who you are referring to.
"IHTG, when is he going to figure out how things work here?" or, "I had a meeting with IHTG, and I am still recovering. He didn't get anything done on his deliverables."
IHTG by maggieam99 May 26, 2012
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"IHTG, talk later?"
IHTG by jeff_1230 May 14, 2016

ihtgttbr bbttyftoiwbb 

I Have To Go To The BathRoom But By The Time You Figure This Out I Will Be Back
Person 1: Brb
<after some waiting>
Person 2: ihtgttbr bbttyftoiwbb
<more waiting>
Person 2: back
Person 2: you aren't back yet? omg, hurry up!
Person 2: i told you...
Person 1: back
Person 2: god, finally!
Person 1: why'd you say i told you?
Person 2: i said ihtgttbr bbttyftoiwbb!!! douche
Person 1: i don't get it...
Person 2: URBANDICTIONARY.COM, they'll tell ya...now go talk to someone that cares.
I have to go eat my sandwich.
Brb, IHTGEMS.

Wow i am really hungry IHTGEMS.
IHTGEMS by nifovc-ing master March 2, 2009
I have to google acronyms

when people talk in text speak and you don't understand it you say IHTGA and then they don't understand you either.

no one understands anyone - it's great
ITT we only listen to TTS

IHTGA
IHTGA by Frogzland February 17, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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