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When you’re so horny that the urge to jerk off takes over your brain. Usually used jokingly to describe uncontrollable sexual frustration.
BRO, I JUST SAW THEIR POST ICCMP… I THINK I HAVE ICCMP DISORDER😩
ICCMP by nyorkynyanyowzki October 12, 2025
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icomposed 

A man who’s voice makes you tremble. He makes your soul ascend into a blissful aura of emotions. icomposed is a man who’s voice you must constantly replay and imagine him saying all the things you want to hear.
Do you know icomposed ? Yes I’m his number one simp
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i came in my pants,

used in situations were you might have a urge to cum in your pants!

i - cimp

matches this emoji 🥴🥴
bro 1: have you seen savannahs new insta post?
bro 2: hell yea! icimp
icimp by Phunkyduck82 November 25, 2018
to participate in long line-forming outside of Apple retail stores for new products overnight. An iCamper will have all his supplies to make it through the night, such as tents, flashlight, sleeping bag, urine bottle, gun, etc.

Often happens at Apple Stores in large cities.
"Hey, did you get the new iPad?"

"Yeah, I had to iCamp at the Apple store on Fifth all night long to get it."
iCamp by iGoTmAiPad April 8, 2010
Internet Control Message Protocol. Used to handle error and control messages.
Ping sends an ICMP request packet.
ICMP by JPE May 12, 2004
Acronym for
I Crapped My Pants
ICMP just now. Gotta go.
ICMP by Doni June 4, 2005

iCompetition

Occurs when someone who has an iphone sees someone else with the same phone and almost immediatly gets all competitive and tries to see who has more applications,better songs,etc.

Can be very annoying and Stupid.
Joshua: U have an iphone?!??

Danielle: Ummmm yea...why?

Joshua: *snatches her phone out of her hand* HAHAHA u only have one page of apps!!!! And look at your songs...they totally suck!!!

Danielle: Dammit Joshua, this isn't an iCompetition....
iCompetition by GoofyChick=3 February 12, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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