IBSTL 

instant balls stick to leg

OMG it is so hot out. IT'S IBSTL

IBSTL by berste August 11, 2021

IBTL 

"In Before The Lock": An abbreviation posted to a thread on a web-based forum when the poster knows that any rational debate has long since been abandoned, and will shortly be locked by the forum administrator.

Original poster: Welfare is bad!
Second poster: Oh yeah? Well, you're a nazi!
Original poster: Oh yeah? Well, you're an idiot!
Third poster: IBTL!
Admin: I'm locking this thread. Nothing to see here, move along.

IBTL by Steve T August 19, 2003

IB4TL

IB4TL is an acronym meaning "In Before The Lock." It's a 'game', of sorts, that people play in Internet discussion groups.

You will see this acronym used on web boards, blogs, forums, et cetera. Using it sparingly is a good strategy for boosting your post count. When you KNOW a discussion is about to be locked, you can throw a quick 'IB4TL' reply in there, and get credited as if it were a normal post, even though it is basically a useless, one-word observation.

While this is a dishonest tactic, it is generally acceptable to most moderators and admins, and the message is left to stand, as-is, towards your overall post count. High post counts are a status symbol on many sites.

The gamble is, if the thread isn't locked, it makes YOU look like a fool - a poor judge of character. Sometimes a moderator or admin will leave a discussion open, that would otherwise be locked, just to make YOU look silly. As I said, it's a 'game'...

Troll: hi just wanna to tell everone hear u suck

Member: Then why are you here?

Troll: cuz yall sux

Member#2: Can we knock it off, please?

Troll: i like to knock u off

Member: IB4TL!

Member#2: LoL! IB4TL

Troll: waz tha mean u gay or sumpin

Moderator: That does it! I'm locking this thread. Troll, clean up your act or you'll be banned!

IB4TL by VinDSL November 26, 2004

IBTL 

In Before The Lock - threads with no content are locked. some, however, manage to post before the admin sees the thread and post comments like IBTL

Oritinal thread content: blah blah blah!

Reply: wtf?
IBTL!

IBTL by angrysand July 22, 2003

IBSTIUTA 

Crude but funny abbreviation of I Bet She Takes It up The Ass. Usually from one bloke to another when hot totty walks in the room.

Hey Mike... ibstiuta!

IBSTIUTA by Andrew March 7, 2004

instlife 

An amazing app game bt developer instcoffee and has an amazing interface that allows you to make whatever happen that you want in your life

Have you played instlife yet?

instlife by @^#;"8"^$@^#&<is '7c9rjfc November 12, 2017

Ibstock

A hotch-potch village with nice new housing estates backing on to completely shit ones! Locals there generally have sexual relationships with their animals mostly dogs hence why the majority of the people who are born and bread in ibstock have that famous dogged expression.

Hey you where you from

Ibstock

Ha! you fuck your dog!!!

Ibstock by ameal que-way February 27, 2011