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I blame Jared. A Jared is someone who is always to blame for everything. Even when you cant find anyone to blame. Just blame Jared.
Me: Who ate all of the cake?
Everyone: IBJ
IBJ by TLP321 October 9, 2023
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IBJ ibjalyz ibjh ibjol
Ideal Blow Job Height.

When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
My girlfriend is so small, she has the perfect ibjh
ibjh by PCFF April 14, 2011
Maria sent me a picture and ibjol!
ibjol by noiebowie December 13, 2023
Ibjalyz is a kind hearted beautiful girl with such a unique name. She loves being friends with anyone nothing like an introvert. Shes very outgoing and a bundle of joy. She has a gorgeous smile that can make the whole world smile. She loves sunsets and the beach. She always will be there for anyone. No matter what. She enjoys going shopping or just going out with friends. Shes always taking naps too. She try's not to let anyone ruin something for her. She also is like frank oceans #1 fan.
“Whos that laughing so loud over there.. thats Ibjalyz”
ibjalyz by HAILEYYYYYYYYYYY March 15, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026