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A douchebag who is clueless to the world because they are distracted by their iPod and do generally stupid or thoughtless shit like walk out into traffic or hold the line up at the grocery store.
That iBag just about rolled up on my hood after stepping off the curb as he fidgeted with his damn iPod.
iBag by MJ60660 March 6, 2010
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A play off of the word dbag or douchebag describing someone who is utterly annoying due to an obsession with his/her iPhone.

At the bank: Hey iBag! Stop playing around with your iPhone! The bank teller said she can help the next person in line! That means you!

At the poker table: Hey John, it's your turn to act man. John... John... Hey iBag! Put your iPhone down! It's your turn to act!
iBag by Arjay Letrero January 4, 2009
A Java cargo-cultist whom prefixes all interfaces with the upper-case "I" character for no reason; a nerdy D-Bag.
IBaggger: public class CatImpl implements ICat { }
Me: WTF?
IBag by RemoteNemesis August 13, 2010

can i bag you 

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”
The act of T-bagging by a person who is missing one testicle, or a uninut.
Do you think that Lance Armstrong i-bagged Cheryl Crow? I know I would've.
i-bag by The Great Badger October 16, 2008
Ibagué es un municipio colombiano ubicado en el centro-occidente de Colombia, sobre la Cordillera Central de los Andes entre el Cañón del Combeima y el Valle del Magdalena, en cercanías del Nevado del Tolima. Es la capital del departamento de Tolima. Se encuentra a una altitud de 1285 m.s.n.m; su área urbana se divide en 13 comunas y su zona rural en más de 17 corregimientos, 144 veredas y 14 inspecciones. Fue fundada el 14 de octubre de 1550 por el capitán español Andrés López de Galarza, lo que la convierte en una de las ciudades más antiguas de América. Por ser una ciudad capital, alberga la Gobernación del Tolima, el Palacio de Justicia, el Palacio Municipal, la Asamblea Departamental, la Fiscalía General de la Nación, y es el principal epicentro político, industrial, comercial, cultural, financiero y turístico del departamento.

Es llamada La Capital Musical de Colombia, título que le otorgó el francés Conde de Gabriac en sus crónicas de viaje publicadas en Europa hacia 1886 quien quedó sorprendido con el ambiente musical en la ciudad, sus coloridos murales de los edificios del centro y el Conservatorio del Tolima, considerado como una de las escuelas de música más importantes en el país. Desde 1959 la ciudad es sede del Festival Folclórico Colombiano en el mes de junio, una de las muestras culturales más importantes de Colombia.
Yo viajo a Ibagué a ver a la tía de un abuelo.
ibagué by Katrasian May 2, 2020

Could I bag you ?? 

Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss 👀👀
-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc😅
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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