I can’t

When someone is so done with something (a comment, a person, etc.) they can’t even finish a sentence.

“I want a salad, but just the lettuce part.”

“I can’t—”

by spoopydumpling June 9, 2018

I can’t breathe

An extraordinary way to say ‘i love you’ or ‘i love you too’. It might be confusing at first but it is sometimes used by people who cringes at the phrase ‘i love you’. Or they just want to be unique. It is also used in a movie about a couple.

Her: I love you
Him: I can’t breathe
Her: What do you mean?
Him: I mean I love you too...

by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

by Biwwy2938 December 17, 2019

I can’t even

When someone or something is so absurd , you can’t deal with them.

You are so over it that you can’t even.

I’m so hung over and my work wants me to come in on my day off, I can’t even.

by Twodoves October 6, 2017

I can’t sweem

I Can’t Sweem is a term often used when Denki can’t swim. You can never go wrong when you can’t Sweem

*at the beach*
Alien Queen: Happy Birthday Denki!

Denki looking at the water with floatys on his arms crying out: I can’t sweem

by Bakguo is my father April 16, 2019

I can’t call it

I’m alright, I’m fine

Mike: what’s up Richard?
Richard: I can’t call it, what’s up with you?

by Abdoo Mohd May 15, 2019

No I can’t

Read the Socionics article on Contrary Relations.

You will see why we INTJ’s and ENTJ’s aren’t getting along.

No I can’t

I’m not betraying you as an INTJ … you will find out that I’m not as bad as an ENTJ thinks I am. Read the article. You’ve become confused by me

by Death Menace May 22, 2022