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I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.
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by emma1488 February 24, 2017
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I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.
I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.
by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006
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the love i have for you

The love I have for you is unexplainable it's like a fire roaring in my soul that I can not control. The love I have for you is unconditional in my every waking moment I dedicat to you because my love for you is forever and never ending from the day I meet you til the day I die the love I have for you will never die. To my Snowflake
The love I have for you will never die
by gri-zzy December 17, 2017
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Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga

A predator called big dog big bear lion saying, after finding a nigga.
Big dog big bear lion : Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga.

Nigga: ah shi- *starts running*

Big dog big bear lion : Don't you run from me, lil' nigga.
by Dr. Orange, but nicer December 8, 2022
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I’ll have you singing soprano

Saying

Slang used to describe putting someone in immense pain and having them screeching in pain as if they are singing soprano. Commonly used in the mob.
MUSTARD: I don’t know what you’re talking about-
SCARLET: Either give it up now or I’ll have you singing soprano
by christianisarabbit April 2, 2022
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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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