I Believe

The official CTV (a Canadian TV news channel) song for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver sung by an obscure young canuck chick named Nikki Yanofsky. Throughout the two weeks of the games, Vancouverites are spammed with this conglomatrix of notes ad nauseum, more often than the Canadian anthem, which already gets played shitloads of times because we're winning all those Golds. Fuck yeah.

Kelsey's going to hurl if she hears that "I believe" song one more time. I love winning and yay Canada and all, but that song is truly awful and I will be glad when it fades into obscurity.

by Timmehhhhhhh!!1111oneone February 28, 2010

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

I believe in Sherlock

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.

I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science

by J B10 May 15, 2021

I believe teh Science

A phrase commonly uttered by those who can't even do algebra.

I believe teh Science is real, the solution to x^2 + 1 = 0 is real, water is real, Fauci = love, Science = love, so Fauci = Science, therefore questioning Fauci makes you an anti-science bigot. Tl;dr I am better than u.

by bobbymcprescott August 9, 2021

I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

by Hennas February 11, 2017